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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the managarmr? Funny managarmr jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-05T07:02:46+00:00

Tried to tame 150 mana while it was mid-air, when he fell to sleep he was still in air, when I tamed him he just stuck in air and then by mysterious force flew above the map and died

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2019-04-10T02:24:03+00:00

Managarmrs, big flexible kitty cats that freeze you to death, one moment you think your ok then the next,BOOM! You instantly regret bringing your lvl220 Rex to the fight.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-16T22:32:15+00:00

Boutta go tame one of these bad boys with cooked fish meat on the biggest server I can find 💅🏿

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-19T13:02:20+00:00

Cats: meow

Dogs : woof

Managarmr: * reptilian dog wolf sounds *

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-18T01:46:59+00:00

Zippy Zappy I don’t give a crappy

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-23T18:25:22+00:00

Maybe I will tame a mammoth what WHat a 180 of the bat nice wow what was that ahhh no stop my mammoth fine you can die to my asult rifle what AAAHHH!!!!!! Its a cat dog frost wyvern

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-22T21:33:52+00:00

Jumpy boi go brr and kill you with ice blast

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-01T01:39:54+00:00

Emotional damage you ✨ failure ✨

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-23T08:12:12+00:00

I bred one and it came out with 400% speed and I called her Zoomies cuz she can cross lost island in 60 seconds

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-20T12:12:36+00:00

The new Russian jet with max speed of Usain bolt filled with steroids...

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-18T11:49:45+00:00

Thanks to the nurf I can't jetboost across the maps anymore, still these are the coolest wolf wyverns out there.

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-11T02:25:39+00:00

their like I Pokémon fighting in the air

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-12-06T05:21:19+00:00

They have Bigfoot the spidees of of the hobbit Godzilla jeagers worms off of dune copied the hunger games type play style and now my favorite book saphira off of eragon

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-20T14:17:49+00:00

The devs were either high tired or both

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-17T14:41:31+00:00

Who invited a manga wolf dragon to ark? Not me.probably a ark dev who was on something.

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-08T22:45:17+00:00

Type in "ice jumper" and this will show up!

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-13T19:03:43+00:00

I tamed one of these today and while I was looking around one cane out of nowhere and attacked my lvl 90 blood wyvern and me but the mana was level 1 so I 1 shot it then a lvl 4 attacked me then a lvl 8 all were killed in one hit but the highest level at the snow dome place was lvl 12 so I tamed it with about SEVEN tranqs and it almost died

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-28T19:27:52+00:00

Orbital spacer headbutt of doom

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-11T05:20:40+00:00

Is this about the management, or is this about analogies with the word drugs in the the analogy???

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-17T21:55:54+00:00

I guess ill go look for a good tame to counter managarmrs while on gen2. Shadowmane: allow me to introduce myself.