Me:*Chopping down wood with a beaver*

Madagmer:MAKIN MAH WAY DOWN TOWN WALKIN FAST GETTING READY TO FREEZE YO A**

Its a flightless ice wyvern on every drug at once

This creature is named “Managarmr” from Norse mythology. It means moon dog. The legend of the Managarmr was a dog that jumped to the moon and ate it. This dog will jump to you and eat you.

Scientists: Top ten deadliest creatures

Number one: komod-

Me: imma stop you right there, buddy…

Sounds like a Pokémon name lmao

Obnoxious..

But...

Consistent....

All wild card did was shove a rock drake in a freezer and cut off invisibility

Managarmrmr

Manag-

Maaaa-

Screw this

Manager-mr

Anyone else think this belongs in how to train your dragon

I see one

l try to fight it

managarmr goes to schorched earth

comes back and misses me

goes to space

breaks into gen 2 ship

me wanting to know WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND

Half the tips on here are either about the name being Norse, which is straight from the wiki, or jokes about it being the offspring of a dog, a dragon, and a missile that was raised on crack in a freezer.

Which is why it’s still my favorite tip section to read through.

Direwolves needed more food so they evolved to hunt you even when you're 1000 meters above the ground

Tamed 150 with raw meat, missed wedding

Your rock drake has evolved into a managarmr

Raptor: I am the fastest animal in ark

Managarmr: I am SpeEd

It's icy

It's spicy

But it don't got no ricey.

But it's not to pricey.

Wolf + Wvyern

= Managarmer.

YOU GET IT.

Rock drake I can Clime walls dash

Managarmer hold my beer

Is it a wolf? Is it a fox? I dunno it’s moving too fast to see it