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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the managarmr? Funny managarmr jokes submitted by ARK players.
I finally managed to trap and tame a 150 on official (8 hour tame) than the second it was up and out of its pen I went to craft a saddle. I turned around and my mana was just floating straight up, it kept going until I got a death message.
What the Fucck ark!!!
(BTW it took me about 20 STD’s to knock it out..................... Shocking Tranq Darts , what else could I have meant?😓)
This thing is literally the bane of my existence...I go to the snow proto ark right...then i see this jumping wyvern or rock drake thing and Im like hey ima try to knock this thing out then instantly it goes about 7000 miles into the air and comes down freezes me and starts tearing the cap out of my lvl 537 (non boosted but extra lvl server)rex with over 3k health and instantly kills me and it...yah...fun right...no, and don't go near one unless u got godmode on seriously
Friend:hey I'm going to be at the cold biom. Me:wait don't go! Friend:tooooo laaaaate. Me:well he's going to be a popsicle when he comes back. Friend:ahhhhhh hahahah!why didn't I listen?. Me: welcome back. Friend: h..h..I..I.? Me:what's rong? Friend:i..i..g...o...t...f...r...o...z...e...! Me:oh