What are some funny jokes or stories about the magmasaur? Funny magmasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing is a Charmeleon....I need a burn heal cause I just got burnt...
When you put a rock drake in the oven for 24 hours...
I personally prefer the Magmasaur. The Phoenix is kinda... ugly, TBH. Magma boi is my new favorite. Updoot if you want justice for the FIRE LIZAAAARD!!!!
Had a lvl 300 one of these Rest In Peace magmy you where a great warrior
Wyverns feed their baby's milk,rockdrakes kill nameless for their venom. And Magmasaurs fly to space and collect whale crap
I went in with a level 107 Tek Rex, and I came out with a level 35 magmasaur egg. A soul for a soul...
The demon in my stomach when I eat Mexican food
Noob: it’s a charmander
Magmasaur: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Noob12345678910 was turned into kfc by magmasaur
The magmasaur is a Pokémon.
Stick a Rock Drake in Freezer= Managamr
Rock Drake in Oven=Magmasaur
Idk about you but........
......... I think this thing CAN Outpizza the Hut
me sees magmasaur: oh look a chazard! my friend: no it’s charmilion cuz it got no wings. my ferox: no u dumasś it’s a magmasaur and it’s running towards us! me: go ferox. my ferox: I AM NOT FIGHTING THAT THING!!!
Best way to kill em is with a flamethrower. Note,do not actually do this unless you wantto come out of the cave looking like you learned the meanning of the word burnt
Yea the baby magmasaurs can smell metal so to me that's...
Free child labor
Whom ever commented “burning Godzilla” YOU are a good person
When your mom comes home, but you didn't defrost the chicken.
Ark Brainstorming Be Like:
Ok, we got massive flying whales on crack, what do we need next? How about a lystrosauras that is big and kills things. Oh, let’s set it on fire.
Is it me does it look like anakin
The Magmasaur will be a walking forge...
Phoenix: am i a joke to you?
Beware of water pistols they pack quite a punch