When you put a rock drake in the oven for 24 hours...

I personally prefer the Magmasaur. The Phoenix is kinda... ugly, TBH. Magma boi is my new favorite. Updoot if you want justice for the FIRE LIZAAAARD!!!!

Wyverns feed their baby's milk,rockdrakes kill nameless for their venom. And Magmasaurs fly to space and collect whale crap

Ok, 4 simple steps to get a Magmasaur egg

1: grab 2 friends and make them download the 200 gigabyte game known as ark, then invite them to a server

2: tame a pteranodon and have it commit manslaughter for a couple of levels that you can put into stamina

3: bring your friends and pteranodon to the cave entrance and tell your friends that there’s free robux in the cave

4: fly into the cave after your friends and steal the Magmasaur’s unsupervised unborn children, so that you can raise them on your own (after cooking them over 2000 campfires of course)

Happily ever after for you as your friends uninstall ark and will never try’s you again (unless you tell them there’s free diamonds in a wyvern trench)

Glowtail + lava = magmasaur

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I went in with a level 107 Tek Rex, and I came out with a level 35 magmasaur egg. A soul for a soul...

The demon in my stomach when I eat Mexican food

Noob: it’s a charmander

Magmasaur: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Noob12345678910 was turned into kfc by magmasaur

Wait wait wait wait. Hold on.

Ark devs just took a phoenix.

Put it in an oven.

Waited till it was turkey.

Shoved it up a lizards mouth.

Waited for a COLD BLOODED LIZARD FOR GODS SAKE

AND TURNED IT WARM BLOODED.

WOW ark devs. You literally just defied science.

Oh wait.

This is like

THE THOUSANDTH TIME

WHAT IN TARNATION-

The magmasaur is a Pokémon.

Stick a Rock Drake in Freezer= Managamr

Rock Drake in Oven=Magmasaur

Idk about you but........

......... I think this thing CAN Outpizza the Hut

When the land is soak in blood and sulfur the magnets will come when the land is locked in sulfur and tears the magnets will come find the magma egg in deepest red in the hottest of places obtain the magma golem in the cave of fire

me sees magmasaur: oh look a chazard! my friend: no it’s charmilion cuz it got no wings. my ferox: no u dumasś it’s a magmasaur and it’s running towards us! me: go ferox. my ferox: I AM NOT FIGHTING THAT THING!!!

Best way to kill em is with a flamethrower. Note,do not actually do this unless you wantto come out of the cave looking like you learned the meanning of the word burnt

Devs: Let’s make a phoenix but a lizard!

Me just watching: BRUH

Man this guy must have been raised by floppa.

Cause he looks hungy.

Oh c-

Ark Brainstorming Be Like:

Ok, we got massive flying whales on crack, what do we need next? How about a lystrosauras that is big and kills things. Oh, let’s set it on fire.

Whom ever commented “burning Godzilla” YOU are a good person

When your mom comes home, but you didn't defrost the chicken.

Is this still a lizard because I'm pretty sure thus is warm blooded