What are some funny jokes or stories about the magmasaur? Funny magmasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you put a rock drake in the oven for 24 hours...
I personally prefer the Magmasaur. The Phoenix is kinda... ugly, TBH. Magma boi is my new favorite. Updoot if you want justice for the FIRE LIZAAAARD!!!!
Wyverns feed their baby's milk,rockdrakes kill nameless for their venom. And Magmasaurs fly to space and collect whale crap
I went in with a level 107 Tek Rex, and I came out with a level 35 magmasaur egg. A soul for a soul...
The demon in my stomach when I eat Mexican food
Noob: it’s a charmander
Magmasaur: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Noob12345678910 was turned into kfc by magmasaur
The magmasaur is a Pokémon.
Stick a Rock Drake in Freezer= Managamr
Rock Drake in Oven=Magmasaur
Idk about you but........
......... I think this thing CAN Outpizza the Hut
me sees magmasaur: oh look a chazard! my friend: no it’s charmilion cuz it got no wings. my ferox: no u dumasś it’s a magmasaur and it’s running towards us! me: go ferox. my ferox: I AM NOT FIGHTING THAT THING!!!
Best way to kill em is with a flamethrower. Note,do not actually do this unless you wantto come out of the cave looking like you learned the meanning of the word burnt
Is this still a lizard because I'm pretty sure thus is warm blooded
Someone trying to get a magmasaur eggs:
A magmasaur nearby:never gonna blow you up, never gonna melt you down, def gonna blow you up, and melt you!
When your mom comes home, but you didn't defrost the chicken.
It'll eat u! Gobble Gobble!!
Ark Brainstorming Be Like:
Ok, we got massive flying whales on crack, what do we need next? How about a lystrosauras that is big and kills things. Oh, let’s set it on fire.
Whom ever commented “burning Godzilla” YOU are a good person
The Magmasaur will be a walking forge...
Phoenix: am i a joke to you?
Is it me does it look like anakin
Beware of water pistols they pack quite a punch
Ark:The Phoenix is no longer the only one who can cook for themselves.
Ark:Thare is another.