ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Wait wait wait wait. Hold on.
Ark devs just took a phoenix.
Put it in an oven.
Waited till it was turkey.
Shoved it up a lizards mouth.
Waited for a COLD BLOODED LIZARD FOR GODS SAKE
AND TURNED IT WARM BLOODED.
WOW ark devs. You literally just defied science.
This is like
THE THOUSANDTH TIME
WHAT IN TARNATION-
More Magmasaur Funny Tips
Ok, 4 simple steps to get a Magmasaur egg
1: grab 2 friends and make them download the 200 gigabyte game known as ark, then invite them to a server
2: tame a pteranodon and have it commit manslaughter for a couple of levels that you can put into stamina
3: bring your friends and pteranodon to the cave entrance and tell your friends that there’s free robux in the cave
4: fly into the cave after your friends and steal the Magmasaur’s unsupervised unborn children, so that you can raise them on your own (after cooking them over 2000 campfires of course)
Happily ever after for you as your friends uninstall ark and will never try’s you again (unless you tell them there’s free diamonds in a wyvern trench)