I personally prefer the Magmasaur. The Phoenix is kinda... ugly, TBH. Magma boi is my new favorite. Updoot if you want justice for the FIRE LIZAAAARD!!!!

The demon in my stomach when I eat Mexican food

me sees magmasaur: oh look a chazard! my friend: no it’s charmilion cuz it got no wings. my ferox: no u dumasś it’s a magmasaur and it’s running towards us! me: go ferox. my ferox: I AM NOT FIGHTING THAT THING!!!

When your mom comes home, but you didn't defrost the chicken.