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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 5 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-03T02:39:30+00:00

My first tame was one of these guys. I named it Mejo. Well, I had to make a bed. I didn’t have enough materials so I decided to attack the first Dino I saw. I saw a triceratops, and hit it. Soon enough I was dead. When I came back, I noticed Mejo was the only one left.

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2018-06-25T20:46:09+00:00

It’s the sassy animal of the island!

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-17T19:10:50+00:00

the first time i played Ark and i tamed one of these little guys i said to myself, " i heard you can ride these things, is that true? ".

i... was a stupid player, you see

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-03-23T17:38:09+00:00

these guys should be on the GB gymnastics team

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-14T06:21:45+00:00

This bird cops can really lay a human

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2018-10-28T19:44:00+00:00

The most acrobatic creature in Ark.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-03-12T08:51:00+00:00

I was taking this thing when all of a sudden it attacked me later I found out the egg I found when taming it was the lystro’s

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-16T08:40:02+00:00

It's my new pet dog.still take wolfy hunting tho

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2019-10-16T04:56:53+00:00

I stole 1 egg and 4 lvl 100+ came and killed me at lvl 3

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2018-08-29T02:34:46+00:00

No wonder they get killed so much they eat rare flowers (aggro flowers!)

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-11T18:46:06+00:00

These guys are on the top of the food chain

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-14T16:23:02+00:00

Fun fact: for a period of time the lystrosaurus was the dominant species on Earth. 90% of all animals on Earth were lystros. This happened after the great dying, before the rise of the dinosaurs, where 96% of life in the ocean and 70% of life on land had perished. The humble therapsid survived and spread all the world over. Lystrosaurus as far as the eye could see. A magnificent time in Earth's history.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-18T20:28:44+00:00

Every time when you say apple it poops

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-24T22:15:11+00:00

One time the game glitched and my lystro killed me (I was starting the game dont judge) TRUE STORY

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-09T21:40:48+00:00

This creature looks like a dog that ate a pteranodon

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2018-10-29T02:56:40+00:00

Every now and then hen I’m taming one I accidentally punch it and that %

98.8% taming is gone.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-10-31T00:38:37+00:00

This is god and life. If you kill it… why?

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-07-31T00:08:00+00:00

One of these killed 2 sarcos lol this guy is strong

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-23T20:53:38+00:00

I have two of these… male and a female there names are Mary for the girl and jerry for the boy… cute right?!? The are useless but very cute

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-06T22:59:49+00:00

How to name... you name it something dangerous like “Tiger” or “Shark” or “Raptor” or “Wyvern”. I’ve used all of them, and all will be remembered. Go Lystros!