What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
It’s very funny how people say there passive when I got 1 shotted by a this creature😭
For whoever asked "why does it have saurus?" It has saurus cause I'm 99.9% sure saurus means lizard
I'm breeding an army of these rn cuz I'm bored
the first time i played Ark and i tamed one of these little guys i said to myself, " i heard you can ride these things, is that true? ".
i... was a stupid player, you see
It's my new pet dog.still take wolfy hunting tho
I stole 1 egg and 4 lvl 100+ came and killed me at lvl 3
The most acrobatic creature in Ark.
No wonder they get killed so much they eat rare flowers (aggro flowers!)
these guys should be on the GB gymnastics team
These guys are on the top of the food chain
I was taking this thing when all of a sudden it attacked me later I found out the egg I found when taming it was the lystro’s
Every time when you say apple it poops
One time the game glitched and my lystro killed me (I was starting the game dont judge) TRUE STORY
I remember having about 20 Lystros all lvl 50, for some damn reason, they managed to kill a bronto like how💀
Piggy the lystro is a god that can kill 3 allows
This creature looks like a dog that ate a pteranodon
Every now and then hen I’m taming one I accidentally punch it and that %
98.8% taming is gone.
One of these killed 2 sarcos lol this guy is strong
I have two of these… male and a female there names are Mary for the girl and jerry for the boy… cute right?!? The are useless but very cute
How to name... you name it something dangerous like “Tiger” or “Shark” or “Raptor” or “Wyvern”. I’ve used all of them, and all will be remembered. Go Lystros!