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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So if you read the story about Liz and the bronto I’m the man behind the slaughter. Here’s. How it ent I was running low on hide and said I want to kill it for hide.Hide your Lystro hide your mate.I shot it now the Dino’s were on neutral. Your Liz was killed by bronto-lv42. My tribemate was enraged. The Bronto lost agro and I harvested Liz for her hide.
I have two of these guys, a male and a female. I named them cleo and king tut, they’re basically like dogs of the dinosaur age. They’re so cute and they’re just such an easy tame. They’re actually pretty strong once you start levelling them up, obviously they couldn’t take like a Rex or anything but they’re ok agains compys and other little forest shits like oviraptors. Although I did try and tame another one and I fed him a mejoberry and he just dropped dead and shit himself. Didn’t really know what to do after that.
Lol, i still laugh about this, so one of my friends tamed one of these little suckers not knowing what it could do, and he ordered me to end it, then about 4 days later i realised that they gave an XP boost and was so annoyed it wasn't even funny.
(I spent 5 hours looking for them and found one)