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1128 points 😂 Funny Oct 10, 2016 Report

You can not out run a lystro, you can only hide from it until he finds and kills

2 points 😂 Funny 2 weeks ago Report

It’s a hotdog

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691 points 😂 Funny Dec 8, 2016 Report

If only it had a platform saddle ðŸ¤”

353 points 😂 Funny Apr 21, 2020 Report

They are actually pretty good at attacking when tameded. I had one kill two sarcos in a row without dieing.

332 points 😂 Funny Apr 25, 2020 Report

Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔

482 points 😂 Funny Jul 4, 2017 Report

It's like a loaf of bread grew legs. Truly a majestic creature, he will dance for you.

2 points 😂 Funny 4 weeks ago Report

I love how these things flip when you level them up

3 points 😂 Funny Mar 21, 2024 Report

Is anyone aware that they poop every 5 seconds!?!? I am

362 points 😂 Funny Aug 17, 2017 Report

TAME THEM ALL. IF YOU FIND ONE IN THE WILD RESCUE IT FROM DILOS, KILL ALL DILOS

335 points 😂 Funny Jun 16, 2017 Report

He is not how he looks...

He is more than a cute reptile pupper...

Deep inside, he is a killer...

A cold... Blooded.... KILLER.

Don't believe me?

You shouldn't.

Dododex

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