giga: I will eat you

lystro: no i will annihilate you

me: there goes the lystro… WTF HOW DID HE THROW A GIGA

game: lystro level 2 killed giga 695

Me: hmm I will use you for combat

game: dodo level 0.1 killed lystro level 2

Me: changed my mind

Funny story I was killing a raptor and my animals where helping me but I was hatching one and it died of starvation 😭 that would sad I saw it dead

DO NOT STEAL A LYSTRO EGG IT WILL KILL YOU AND SENDYOUTOHELL

Me when I have no clue lystros attack you: There is a Lystro egg but I will steal it because it does not attack you. The Lystro: I WILL KILL YOU.

One time I stole their egg...the parents came after me...

So I shot them in the face with a shotgun

Why do the backs of their heads look like penises

OMG!!! Do not approach these terrible beast they are massive and hostile!!! They are so much stuff to tame and they are very dangerous definitely not try to tame solo!! 1. Get a simple spike trap ready 2. Have 5 giga and 3 titanasours line up around the trap, 3. Get a griffin and fly it and lure the beat in CAREFUL!! 4. Have your teammates (atleast 100 people) and head shot it 57,000 times! This may take 7 weeks. 5. Once knocked out feed It bio toxin must have 10 stacks 6. Feed it a fertilized crystal wyvern egg (fertilized giga egg if on mobile) 7. Name it. THESE CREATURES ARE CRAZY I TAMED ONE AND I USED THE ABILITY LYTROSHIT AND IT NOT ONLY KILLED THE 5,000 GiGAS BUT ME AND IT!!! I miss LystroMFshit… RIP LystroMFshit!!!!

-UglyAssMoleRat6900

Me talking to someone: What do bees make?

Person: idk, wut?

Me: Honeys

Person: *blushing* 😳😳

Me: *winks* 😘😉

I commit the war crime of killing it, but it gives easy hide and meat (and i'm too lazy to try and tame something i don't need)

Why would you want to tame thsi?!?????

I use these things for meat just meat third delicious savory meat

You know when you see their egg and your like: ‘mine now’ and then there’s 2 Lystro’s charging about 3 mph towards you and you just slowly wait till they come closer and you pull a 360 no-scope trick on them and your like: ‘HA HA freak you and your stupid egg! Then you proceed to eat this egg in-front of their dead body’s……. am I wrong for this? Anyways then you get killed by a pack of raptors.

Just kill them

Hi,Mandolorianis2cool here(also the one who makes the stories on dinos),I have a lystro and think it is so cute,I named him Flamethrower do to his fire skin,he was born with the fire skin,it said in his implant,here is how we first met.

I was traveling,going to tame a rex(I later ended up tameing a trex,spino,allo to) so I got on my Argentavis to fly since I'm to lazy to use a boat.(I live on herbivore island) and when I reached land i heard the lystro' herd running for their lives,a dilo was killing a lystro,he looked like fire,and he was,because,when the dilo bit him,the lystro also took damage to the dilo,unlike the other lystro.He looked at me sadly and so I swooped in and grabbed the dilo,flew to the ocean and dropped him to the megs,i did it to the other dilos.I started to take off when the lystro would follow me,I didnt know why,he wasnt my tame,but something told me to tame him but I rejected and took off to the woods.I set camp and when I turned on the fire,the lystro was there,right beside me,I couldnt tame him,just couldnt,but now that he was with me,in a dilo filled valley,their was no way he could survive,so I tamed him and took him home safly,he is still alive to this day.Remember,saving a lystro means hes with you forever♥️

Thats bob the builder these days

Useless WHY ONLY GOOD FOR XP dumb dino

I kill these guys if I tame them... For realsies, though.