A wildcard employee’s father who stayed for 30 minutes in their life and went to candy mountain(why is it sooo bad?!wildcard just make it permanent tame and make the luck drop a special ability!)

Behold the magical reptilian feesh

*two seconds after I tamed one*

“Tina sorry but I must return to glitter haven to visit family”

Mimi never returned…

R.I.P. Mimi 🌊🪦

Tina originals 🥺

Gone like my gf

😭😭😭😭😭

Its a liopleurodon charlie!

Me:no its a waste of rescources and mystic skin oil half the time gives u sucky loot

Just found one. At a distance thought it was a mosa with twinkling stars… tried to kill it and it created a whirlpool then transported away lol

The guide says 100% chance of death for th pachy primary attack that is for the drowning pachy not the critter

WHY DOES IT LIKE, WANT, AND EAT HONEY LIKE WHAT 🤣

Oh when your down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right down to the candy mountain cave,when u get inside you will find a cheery land , such a happy joyful merry land, They got lolliepops and gummy drops, and candy things oh so meany things to brighten up your day, Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of love in the candy mountain cave, They’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, Its a wonderland of sweets, Buy the candy train to town to hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land cherry ribbon steam across the sky, and to the ground, turn around it astonds, Its a dancing candy tree, in the candy cave imagination runs so free, now Charlie please go in the candy cave

POV your a kid and did not know it poofs: they would put up missing posters and draw it and cry for hours so why waste your time taming it for your child

It's a magical liopleurodon and it's going to lead the way to candy mountain

Leo never camed back with the honey for like infinity

The liopleurodon is here now we can go to CANDY MOUNTAIN Yay

Basiliosaurus: It’s over linakin I have the ark community

Linakin (liopluerodon): You underestimate my power!

Basilosaurus: don’t try it

Linakin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*CHOMP*

Rip linakin

Charlie it’s a Liopleurodon Charlie, it’s going to show use the way to candy mountain Charlie. SHUN THE NON-BELIVERS. We need to go over this bridge Charlie. Look it’s the candy mountain were the Y in candy starts singing. Oh no he exploded. Go inside the candy cave Charlie.

Door slams in background

Charlie: oh the stole my fricken kidney

“I must go now, my planet needs me”

I usually tame random dinos then name them after another random dino. I named this bad boi Dodo

They are not worth it it’s like using a charger without the PowerPoint being turned on

Look crap now has a body. No offense people who like these, but seriously they badddd

If this things so “magical” will he make me a new kidney?