ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Liopleurodon
Tips & Strategies

Liopleurodon
7 points   😂 Funny       Report

A wildcard employee’s father who stayed for 30 minutes in their life and went to candy mountain(why is it sooo bad?!wildcard just make it permanent tame and make the luck drop a special ability!)

More Liopleurodon Funny Tips

790 points   😂 Funny     Report

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

2 points   😂 Funny     Report

I’m still waiting for it to come back I think it went to get the milk

481 points   😂 Funny     Report

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

330 points   😂 Funny     Report

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

140 points   😂 Funny     Report

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

43 points   😂 Funny     Report

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

30 points   😂 Funny     Report

Ocean vodka

I should have not named him daddy💀

It disappeared

188 points   😂 Funny     Report

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

121 points   😂 Funny     Report

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

38 points   😂 Funny     Report

This creature left me faster than my dad did

All Liopleurodon Tips