A wildcard employee’s father who stayed for 30 minutes in their life and went to candy mountain(why is it sooo bad?!wildcard just make it permanent tame and make the luck drop a special ability!)
Liopleurodon
The Liopleurodon is a aquatic reptile often found hiding in the reefs of the ocean.

More Liopleurodon Funny Tips
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Where are the underwater bee hives?
Their magical liopleurodon they’ll show us the waaaaaaay
-Sam Winchester 2017
You: tames the creature then names it Leo
30 minutes later
Leo: I’m going back to China
You: NOOOOOO
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO