This guy beats the game in 30 minutes, after that, it ascends which is what happens when you beat the game. | Liopleurodon Tips

2 points 😂 Funny 7 days ago Report

I’m still waiting for it to come back I think it went to get the milk

789 points 😂 Funny May 5, 2017 Report

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

481 points 😂 Funny May 26, 2017 Report

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

330 points 😂 Funny Jul 28, 2017 Report

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

140 points 😂 Funny May 6, 2020 Report

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

43 points 😂 Funny Dec 12, 2022 Report

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

30 points 😂 Funny Apr 23, 2023 Report

Ocean vodka

I should have not named him daddy💀

It disappeared

38 points 😂 Funny Nov 20, 2022 Report

This creature left me faster than my dad did

187 points 😂 Funny Jun 15, 2017 Report

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

120 points 😂 Funny Nov 19, 2019 Report

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

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