Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Liopleurodon talk be like
Liopleurodon: yo
Mosasaurus: sup
Tuso: dab me up
Jellyfish: fight me coward
Tuso & mosa: 😰😰😰😰😰😰oh god
Liopleurodon:😕😕😕😕this is a joke
Tuso: no it’s not
Liopleurodon: ok let’s fight
Jellyfish:😏😏😏😏😏you got yourself a deal
Jellyfish vs Liopleurodon
Owner: you little 😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Tuso and mosa:🫣🫣
Jellyfish:😦😦😦😦no he has a ascendant compound bow
(He kills the jellyfish)
Liopleurodon: times up by y’all (teleports away)
Epok ending
Studio Wildcard....
You copied the fake Dilopho from jurassic park...
You shrinked the Pachycephalo...
You added the flyer nerf and the Leedsichtys in the same patch...
But there is no excuse for what you have done to the liopleurodon! I just want the creature described in the dossier! ;(