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What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-15T01:06:55+00:00

Htf doeś īT ēæt hoñèÿ

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-07T09:13:16+00:00

Most useless tame in all of ark.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-23T16:17:05+00:00

Lió lió yes papá telling lies no papá open your bag candy mountain map

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2019-06-10T08:34:43+00:00

After 30 minutes it will leave and desapare forever just like you dad when you were 4

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-04T18:59:52+00:00

Oh look, a huge flesh eating monster that's supposedly smarter than humans, and it can harness black magic. Let's swim up to the aquatic magical indoraptor and shove liquid sugar up its arse, so the meat eating son if a mosa will love me.

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-20T22:03:04+00:00

Unicorns: Look, Charlie! The magical liopleurodon!

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-16T21:27:55+00:00

I found one of these and three mosasaurs in the space of 2 minutes

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-14T22:27:32+00:00

Ok so I play on ps4 and I don’t have to find one all I do is spawn a Megalodon Spawn a Liopleurodon i’m claimant then follow it 😎😎

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-14T19:26:06+00:00

Feeling lucky huh?! For 30 minutes?! Is that luck!? xD :b

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-28T20:58:06+00:00

It is trash so don’t tame it’s like taming a bug I tamed it died instantly i tried to kill Meg alpha but me died and I had 5 cryopoded tames all Gigas I lost all my gigas

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-22T14:50:23+00:00

Me *punched a liopleurodon* liopleurodon:I have entered a dangerous area *transformed invisible* me: that fatherf**ker got away from my stone arrow.

Me again: mosasaur do not cause irritation liopleurodon: thanks mosasaurus me again: *singing the oh no meme*

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-24T23:13:44+00:00

To the person who said what's next flying rideable cats, griffins exist

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-11-16T16:56:25+00:00

Me:But magical liopleurodon is such a nice guy *goes on explaining stuff about em*

Magical liopleurodon:*PROCEEDS TO CONFIGURE OUT OF EXISTENCE*

Me:wait a minute…

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-10-24T14:55:30+00:00

I found two of these guys in the same area, and I had no honey

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-11T08:53:52+00:00

Bipity bopity, your head is now my poppy!

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-13T15:51:44+00:00

These things are USELESS UTTERLY USELESS! JUST KILL IT!

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-14T05:57:42+00:00

This thing is like my ex, useless, hard to get it to like you, and gone after 30 god damn minutes!

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2018-07-25T14:31:31+00:00

But it’s a magical liopleurodon, it’s gonna show us the wayyyy

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-27T03:56:38+00:00

Liopleurodon talk be like

Liopleurodon: yo

Mosasaurus: sup

Tuso: dab me up

Jellyfish: fight me coward

Tuso & mosa: 😰😰😰😰😰😰oh god

Liopleurodon:😕😕😕😕this is a joke

Tuso: no it’s not

Liopleurodon: ok let’s fight

Jellyfish:😏😏😏😏😏you got yourself a deal

Jellyfish vs Liopleurodon

Owner: you little 😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Tuso and mosa:🫣🫣

Jellyfish:😦😦😦😦no he has a ascendant compound bow

(He kills the jellyfish)

Liopleurodon: times up by y’all (teleports away)

Epok ending

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-04T17:32:27+00:00

Why do these guys need honey its not like they can go out of land and get honey