Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Liopleurodon talk be like
Liopleurodon: yo
Mosasaurus: sup
Tuso: dab me up
Jellyfish: fight me coward
Tuso & mosa: π°π°π°π°π°π°oh god
Liopleurodon:ππππthis is a joke
Tuso: no itβs not
Liopleurodon: ok letβs fight
Jellyfish:πππππyou got yourself a deal
Jellyfish vs Liopleurodon
Owner: you little π π‘π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
Tuso and mosa:π«£π«£
Jellyfish:π¦π¦π¦π¦no he has a ascendant compound bow
(He kills the jellyfish)
Liopleurodon: times up by yβall (teleports away)
Epok ending
More Liopleurodon Funny Tips
Dude urgently needs braces
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IN MY FOUR YEARS OF ARK I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE CLUCKERS
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" ΓΌp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Where are the underwater bee hives?