Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Oh look, a huge flesh eating monster that's supposedly smarter than humans, and it can harness black magic. Let's swim up to the aquatic magical indoraptor and shove liquid sugar up its arse, so the meat eating son if a mosa will love me.
More Liopleurodon Funny Tips
Dude urgently needs braces
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IN MY FOUR YEARS OF ARK I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE CLUCKERS
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" ΓΌp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Where are the underwater bee hives?