Dossier says it's not smart enough to be tamed. So the dodo is smarter???

Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!

It’s a really passive tame, it eats boats

"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"

If this gets a thousand likes I will...

Um...

Hmm...

Everyone who 🆙 this post gets a cookie 🍪

Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.

Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.

BRUV. You are one of the most annoying animal in ark and can’t be tamed.

— plastic bag

Mosasaurus: I am the strongest water creature of all time

Leedsichthys: Hold my raft chunks

Leedsichthys? More like Leed-E X T R A T H I C C-thys.