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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-09T00:33:52+00:00

So, me and a friend had tamed a tickle chicken, and we were transporting it on our giant boat to the haven, and then there it was, two fricken Leedsichthys chasing our boat, I thought we’d be fine. I was wrong, the boat was destroyed, I died three times trying to save the tickle chicken, when I had him following me, he got eaten by a meg. So in short, Leedsichthys is a jerk.

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2019-04-07T06:06:11+00:00

Oh that just a shark 5mins later SOS HELP NOT A SHARK NOT A SHARK AAAHH

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2023-01-09T22:05:50+00:00

I tried sailing across to the island with the volcano and not one or two but three of these gigantic beasts took down my raft just before I could make it to shore. I hadn't seen 1 up until this point lol

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-02T19:07:06+00:00

scape its meat. scrape its meat yum yum yum, yum yum yum, yum yum yum!cook it up cook it up,yum yum yum, yum yum yum, yum yum yum!

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-17T18:25:44+00:00

Me: successfully survives metal run to herby island

Leedsichthys: I’ll just eat yo tribe instead

My brother: dies next to shore of herbivore island

Leedsichthys: who’s next

Me: *stops wondering why a good raft is pressed as close into the bay as possible and swims as fast as frickin possible*

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-17T17:37:30+00:00

Scedadle scadoodle your stuck with a pool noodle

Another raft bites the dust

#raftafarians#official#arrr

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2019-06-13T02:44:31+00:00

Leedsichthys-

I sawed this boat in half!

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2019-06-01T21:05:32+00:00

If you ever se one and have a chance to get away make sure to.If not stay goodbye to your raft

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2019-05-28T23:37:25+00:00

If your boat is a timeline, this thing is the flash. Timeline + Barry = no time line. Boat + Dis = no more boat.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-06-15T03:15:11+00:00

My favorite tame! a HeLpFuL tIp ShOuLd InClUdE a FeW mOrE wOrDs.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-26T22:07:55+00:00

I search W and this popped up is something wrong?

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-10T18:05:53+00:00

A helpful tip

Thera she blows.

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-10-04T19:55:47+00:00

Rose's are red

You scrape of my prime

Your raft is mine

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-18T20:12:45+00:00

I saw a pink one .-. (; why does color matter

For these things

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-21T17:39:41+00:00

ok this is not of the topic of leed but does god console have admin commands in it??

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-11T13:13:45+00:00

"CAPTAIN!"

"Y-yeah?"

"LOOK!"

"OH F***, NO NO NO NO NO, NO, DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH S***, NO, HOLY F***ING S***, NO, CONNOR GET DOWN THERE, CONNOR GO, GO, GO, F***ING S***"

*Your raft was destroyed by Leedsichthys - level 150*

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2019-08-05T04:17:14+00:00

So this guy is in breed page

Lol

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-12T20:33:54+00:00

Found one of these fucer getting pearls i see it in it has aready eaten my raft big dick

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2019-05-30T13:24:23+00:00

It says it’s not tamable but I used force game on it and it needed a saddle to ride what’s up with that?

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-22T22:12:35+00:00

Me: remember that old movie Pinocchio?

Player: Yea why?

Me: Gets eaten alive by fish.

Player:

Me:

Me:This is why