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What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-16T18:34:40+00:00

Why the fuck did you add an alpha?!?!?!

Seriously

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-02-17T07:48:05+00:00

Find me a great albino leedsichthys or your not invited to my birthday party.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-12T14:51:43+00:00

I was harvesting from one of these on my itchy and it got very very cranky when it stopped chasing me MY FRLICKEN ITCHY KILLED!?!?

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-18T14:15:51+00:00

These things are f***ing terrifying. They look so weird and their attack animation is just creepily off. Is that just me?

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-28T17:26:42+00:00

So I forcedtamed one and put it in a criyo pod

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2019-08-24T17:15:53+00:00

Basilosaurus, except has an appetite for boats.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2019-08-07T18:35:55+00:00

If you see one in the distance sail hard and fast in the opposite direction trust me it will save your life and your multiple hours of hard work

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-06T20:50:38+00:00

I fear no creature...

But THAT thing... *leedsichthys*

IT SCARES ME

Tip: just dont even look at that thing is a mutated sardine that will destroy all your hopes and dreams on sea when riding on a raft just stay close to shallow waters and if you have aquaphobia you may need to hear my adive dear player!

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-04T04:39:21+00:00

So I have to play as captain ahab and get 4 of my ships totaled by a sardine for a few bites of meat? And this fish Will raid you.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-24T18:53:45+00:00

So I’m building myself a nice house raft and I’m sailing the seas then I see something attack my boat and 5 seconds later what was now my bootyful house boat is now nothing

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-10T14:35:55+00:00

These guys are like the creepers of the ocean, explode your raft faster than Japan bombed Pearl Harbour

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-08T10:35:29+00:00

This oversized sardine will feel sorry for its going to get shot by 10 turrets w no mercy

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-06-23T00:04:24+00:00

Leed! How many boats up you destroyed in these years?!

HoHo! I don’t know Jojo! Do you count how many slices of bread you ate in your life?

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-02-05T22:56:33+00:00

So i was walking to see spongeBobs house

I saw the whale and shouted he wants to SUCK ME :/

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-12T23:15:24+00:00

Im GonNA EnD YOu AnD YoUR BoAt

A hElPfuL TiP tHat shOuLD eNclUde A FeW mORe WoRdS

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-16T00:16:16+00:00

Yo they like to hide under glaciers like the little Babies they are! Fight me like a real man!!!! Tore my whole raft house into pieces. Do not try to fight them the whole ocean is on their side.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-15T23:29:26+00:00

Small version of Cthulhu. WILL DEMOLISH YOUR BOAT

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-20T15:57:46+00:00

I’ve seen two of these crappers in my old base just nearby

Good thing I just used my raft for feeding the water tames with the feeding trough

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-27T05:41:19+00:00

Me: ima do this challenge, every time i see a ledsythus, i scream fise (fish but funni)

Also me: *sees ledcythus*

Me: FISHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *den ears start bleeding Xd*

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-17T13:18:30+00:00

Ok who gave the coelacanth Steroids