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WHALE SHARK

Filler

Filler

ark creator: let’s make something new…

ark mod: yeah I’m bored

ark creator: like fat whale?

ark mod: ye workin on that

ark creator something that moby d*ck fans will like but also dislike at same time?

ark mod: yes definitely

ark creator: and destroys your raft complex?

ark mod: this gon be fun

ark creator: eats sh*t for fun and only gives you recipe for some candy?

ark mod: YES YES

ark creator: something unrealistic?

Ark mod: gon save me some time

ark creator: hmm and you can reel it in in 30 seconds?

Ark mod: daaaaamm that thing gon ruin someone’s day real bad. You gon make some candy- uh I mean popcorn?

ark creator: let’s watch someone’s day bein ruined by a fat, fat whale :)

ark mod: ye

ark mod: plays ark

ark mod: I regret making this sh*t

Me-sailing merrily with my freind

Alpha big fish-hi mother f*cker

Raft-oof

Me+freind-Has a fear of deep water

I’m an Ark noob. I remember these things being in Jurassic Park Builder and when I found out that they were in Ark I was shocked.

Legends say true men fight these with their fists alone

Leedsichthys: *attacks my boat*

Me: “WHAT DID I DO? Except the fact I literally bought my boat out here just to see if you’d attack it”

Found one just chilling on a beach in Crystal isles

So I was once a wee little lad with me manta- no no to fairly tail piratey how bout..... ah never mind anyways I was like a level 60 and I had never run into the Leed things so my manta and I are looking for sea tames like a plesi or a dunky donut and all I am finding are big groups of oily rocks boring, anyways I found one and I was like “oOOooOoOhHh a CoOL tHInG” and I tried to tame it then I scraped meat off it because I couldn’t tame it just so you know it was passive for some reason so I started to kill it and that’s how I lost my manta and all my stuff

So dam stupid wildcard whole boat base gone 1000 narcotic gone how is this a thing worse than giga

“I would like to see you submit your raft.”

When my mates and I went to Herbivore Island, I accidentally fell off our boat but my mate who was captain didn’t stopped. He was laughing at me (he was making a joke) while my two other mates wanted to go back for me. Then, I saw a GIGANTIC dinosaur (The Leedsichtys) and snapped the boat in half. Everyone survived except the captain who wanted to leave me behind.

Me and my friends were on a raft and one of left the raft and started screaming and then he started firing his rocket launcher and we were asking my why are you screaming and then he accidentally killed my two friends but I had ascendient riot armor and I survived and then I got killed by an alpha leedsicthys and then I realized he was screaming.Then my two friends teamed up and sent gigas after him

My brother found a leedsicthys in a river

Going to scrap meat when it randomly de spawns and then you turn around to go home when you see 15 megs behind you by by

Me: why u so angry

Leedsichthys: I had no fruity pebbles

take a look ....................... now your boat sinked

Okay here’s something.

If a dung bettle is an oil factory and the snails are organic building supplie ‘generators’.

Then this ones the vending machine

Do you know what happened to Nemo.... :[

I guess this thing is gunna freaking LEED meh away to kill and eat me.

Build a cruise ship they said

It will be fun they said

*silent screech of agony*