Me: spends 5hours getting loads of oil, cp, a fair amount of metal, a MASTERCRAFT FABRICATED SHOTTY(230%) ON AN OFFICAL SERVER.

Me:goes to the snow to get more oil.

Level 1 alpha leed: 😏

Beware of the leedsichthys its thicc and not friendly.trust me.also its hates decorated rafts...

Don’t go to deep water or these dudes will rip you a new ass 🤕

Are you calling a dodo smarter? So they can tost rafts but a dodo is smarter? The ultimate platform saddle carrier and its untameuble?

Oh shit its money dicks grandfather

I was in the ocean *a wild whale appears*

Me:I wanna tame it

Whale:rawr

Me:why is my boat shaking hmmm nvm

Whale:rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Me:*looks at dodo dex*not tameable *rages deletes this world*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

XD

Leadsickness get it?

it is ASSHAIR yeah.

I farmed for hours and loaded them in ship just to be attacked by this mf and return empty handed

I’m just posting this for no reason just like it so we can all see it years later at 10000000

Why does dis thing drop rate flowers

Hehehe

WHALE SHARK

Filler

Filler

ark creator: let’s make something new…

ark mod: yeah I’m bored

ark creator: like fat whale?

ark mod: ye workin on that

ark creator something that moby d*ck fans will like but also dislike at same time?

ark mod: yes definitely

ark creator: and destroys your raft complex?

ark mod: this gon be fun

ark creator: eats sh*t for fun and only gives you recipe for some candy?

ark mod: YES YES

ark creator: something unrealistic?

Ark mod: gon save me some time

ark creator: hmm and you can reel it in in 30 seconds?

Ark mod: daaaaamm that thing gon ruin someone’s day real bad. You gon make some candy- uh I mean popcorn?

ark creator: let’s watch someone’s day bein ruined by a fat, fat whale :)

ark mod: ye

ark mod: plays ark

ark mod: I regret making this sh*t

Me-sailing merrily with my freind

Alpha big fish-hi mother f*cker

Raft-oof

Me+freind-Has a fear of deep water

I’m an Ark noob. I remember these things being in Jurassic Park Builder and when I found out that they were in Ark I was shocked.

Legends say true men fight these with their fists alone

Leedsichthys: *attacks my boat*

Me: “WHAT DID I DO? Except the fact I literally bought my boat out here just to see if you’d attack it”

Found one just chilling on a beach in Crystal isles

So I was once a wee little lad with me manta- no no to fairly tail piratey how bout..... ah never mind anyways I was like a level 60 and I had never run into the Leed things so my manta and I are looking for sea tames like a plesi or a dunky donut and all I am finding are big groups of oily rocks boring, anyways I found one and I was like “oOOooOoOhHh a CoOL tHInG” and I tried to tame it then I scraped meat off it because I couldn’t tame it just so you know it was passive for some reason so I started to kill it and that’s how I lost my manta and all my stuff

So dam stupid wildcard whole boat base gone 1000 narcotic gone how is this a thing worse than giga