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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-02T00:57:16+00:00

I’ve been living on herbivore island on my mobile world and y’all say they spawn around there but I haven’t seen a single one.

YAY

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-17T21:51:12+00:00

Just imagine riding this thing in a public server and a bunch of kids think it wild and you smoke them

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-08T12:18:57+00:00

Me: Rides a raft*

Leedsichthys: ANGERY (meme man)

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2018-03-21T20:58:43+00:00

STOP MAKING WHALE JOKES, these things are actually classified, as the largest FISH to ever live.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-01-21T21:01:34+00:00

Me and my friend were going on herbi Island from south zone 2 and our raft had a large storage box with realy good loot in it and a Pt on board and we stop scraping against the shoreline for 5 seaconds and this MF swims up and eats our raft and out loot Pt and us

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-21T20:49:46+00:00

You can leed it away from rafts with honey

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-24T23:36:38+00:00

For some reason when you search whale basilica lees and mosa comes up why dose mosa come up it’s a reptile

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-23T23:46:16+00:00

I just got a dodo feather sail then he ate my boat

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2019-01-10T03:38:13+00:00

I can make your boat rock girl, I can make your boat rock...

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-12-24T05:03:14+00:00

These guys use teamwork with megalodons to ruin your day. I lost most of everything I had including an ascendant sword that I barely got to use.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-20T07:04:33+00:00

Am gonna take a bunch of megalodons as body guard when sailing

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-10T18:25:27+00:00

It's Mobby Dick

Let one eat your hand and hunt it with a spear for the rest of your life

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-04T04:21:45+00:00

Literally the centre

Me: goes to ocean

Leedsichys: hello there

Also me: goes to shallow river

Other leedsichthys's: allow us to introduce ourselves

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-05T16:02:32+00:00

I play on mobile. At lv. 40 I sail to herb island. My friend looks around. He sees this. He screams. I see it. I take out my longneck rifle and shoots it 20 times! It dies. My friend yells at me for scaring him. I shoot him an alpha one comes and eats his body. I say “later oh king alpha leedsicktheys” I sail to foot paw and stay there hunting trikes and raptors. This guy attackes foot paw every day just to eat me!!!

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-22T02:49:39+00:00

He looks board

Filler

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2018-12-30T00:59:05+00:00

The money coc- mobs peni- no mobs dick is a very thicc fish that you can dig your disgusting unwashed hands into to steal its skin while it doesn’t care, but if you punch it gently it fukkin rapes you with its tongue

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-18T22:39:03+00:00

*sees cannot be tamed* admincheat forcetame (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2018-10-22T23:16:04+00:00

What does this thing have against boats

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-09T15:55:33+00:00

Me:riding along on my boat

Giant fish: starts sinking my boat

Titanic music kicks in

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-17T21:25:05+00:00

This guy just wants to cuddle, so when your sailing and he Rams your boat, he needs a friend, and I suggest swimming up to him.