What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am a leech and I just suck your blood to be saw and to be burnt in a fire.
How I think these wingley bois should be tamed
1. Locate the leech they can of course be found on swamps
2. Craft the blood syringe and take some of your blood away
3. Tie a bola onto the leech
4. Feed it some of ur blood
Man teaches are epic
Everyone likes them!
Right?
Ok nvm they suck
How to tame these just let them leech on to you 🏳️
Leeches ……….eww
Leech↘️
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Lil succ
Distant cousin of big succ the lamphry
Isn’t this the use of the saber tooth salmon!? Did we bloody need another one?
The alien butthole worm
#thevisiter
#asrocreep
#aquacreep
King titan I am the strongest falls down leech comes out
I look back at the swamp while on my pt and there it was. Six leeches looking like they'd jump up 12 feet to eat my pt
HEDORAH IS IN ARK I SPOTTED HEDORAH
Be careful when going nude in the swamp. U will never know what it unwanted friend will be on ur end.
Just be careful going into a swampy river... saw four of these swimming straight at me and just about shit myself.
I’m officially scared after seeing this picture
If you ever tame a leech name useless
... I've had a phobia of real leeches my whole life....
Need I say more?
I love the swamp.
This is why it’s great.
Leech me alone.
Y can’t the devs make this thing look like it’s actually stuck to u?!?!
They are sucky mic gee get a fire pit jump on