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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So I was naked walking through the swamp as a noob... this thing yeets out of…
So I was naked walking through the swamp as a noob...
this thing yeets out of the water and chases me as I run to shore. A Titanoboa then knocks me out, but leaves afterwards.
The leech brings his dirty friends and they latch onto my tits, p u s s y, *sshole, and clit. π«
The two on my tits sucked me dry, BTW.
More Leech Funny Tips
Just donβt encounter them and youβre good
Still remember the first time this sucker gave me Swamp disease, I panicked and died like 5 times
so this is where the coronavirus came from...
Imagine killing a boss with a army of these ππππππππππππππππππππ
I was making a path through the swamp one day. I saw a rock in the water. Then alot of rocks in the water. They Werenβt rocks....
Once while at my school we had to to research on leeches...when it came to see what they looked like my recommendation said"What do leeches look like in ARK?" I totally didn't mean to click it...πupdoot
I got a leach on me once, it never came off... I honestly died to it but, even though I died was happy that it was off of me... I respawned and it was still attached to me... :|:|:|:|:|:|
Does anyone else want to forcetame 500 of these?
Leech song
Leech, leech!
Containment breach!
They killed my fam
And want me as ham
Cant tame a caul
They act like its over haul
They suck yo face
And youβll be gone, without a trace
Leech,LEECH!
Contaminant breech!
I hate this stupid beeeeech.
In the leech Dossier it says "It is difficult to be angry with Haementeria Laetus(Leech)" Like wdym bro every time I go to the swamp I get one and they are so annoying!!!