So I was naked walking through the swamp as a noob...
this thing yeets out of the water and chases me as I run to shore. A Titanoboa then knocks me out, but leaves afterwards.
The leech brings his dirty friends and they latch onto my tits, p u s s y, *sshole, and clit. 😫
The two on my tits sucked me dry, BTW.
Me: there are no leeches in mobile 😃
*steps in swamp*
Me: I REGRET SAYING THAT
so this is where the coronavirus came from...
I was making a path through the swamp one day. I saw a rock in the water. Then alot of rocks in the water. They Weren’t rocks....
I got a leach on me once, it never came off... I honestly died to it but, even though I died was happy that it was off of me... I respawned and it was still attached to me... :|:|:|:|:|:|
Does anyone else want to forcetame 500 of these?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a leach
Me will suk u
Once while at my school we had to to research on leeches...when it came to see what they looked like my recommendation said"What do leeches look like in ARK?" I totally didn't mean to click it...😏updoot
Me: is it on mobile
Leach: I’m big
Me: I don’t care
I was just having a fun day searching for dinos to tame then i land my pteranodon and i turn back around to see if he was ok then the infestation began ... RIP spoon