Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Don't go in a a swamp unless you check the water first because when I was a noob I walked into a swamp without checking it first and when I saw this dag nab creepy crawly I peed my pants and I said what the fu** and then I ran around for about 50-60 minutes and when my tribemate saw me he ran away and quit the server
Up if you like my story.
More Lamprey Funny Tips
Converts bodily fluids into charge light. Also gives you AIDS for 10 minutes.
Ark:let's make a death worm that lives on land!
Us:what is that.
S U C C
Congratulations! Your Leech has evolved into Lamprey!
Me: "Mom can I get a Death Worm"
Mom: "No, We have a Death Worm at home"
The Death Worm at home
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Wiggly wiggly I came for your jiggly
Real men eat it like a gummy worm
To the guy who said he found his sisters
Iβm glad I donβt have any