Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Screw this Im just some ninel year old who can play ark and spells very well fo this age ill just spawn 100 lvl 1000 terror birds and dodos no problem
Alpha king titan was killed by dodo lvl 1000
After that I saw that ark finally has an ending
And then I went back to Valgrueo
And spawned more terror birds
-Seasnake
Carno: I’m the biggest-
Allo: u sure bout that
Rex: I’m bigger than both y’all
Giga: u bunch of midgets
Titanosaur: what you say to me?
Ice Titan: I’m the biggest here obviously
Forest Titan: bbbbuuuutttt iiiimmm bbbiggger ttthhaann u
King Titan: Ima bout to ruin all your careers
Carno: Guys, I was going to say I’m the biggest brain Dino here.
King titan: well not anymore! *squish*
I went in with 5 trikes 2 idguannas one dodo and a lot of rexes and me mount was a para and I used a crossbow. Of course me freinds come and kill it as I cower in the corner with me tamed saying” we gonna die together and resplendent together! Me realizing that the one trike I lost don’t respawn: this is ur fault, jimmy the dodo
It’s almost the same as Mecha team leader vs the thing at polar peak. I think Fortnite copied it. That’s why people say about Fortnite sucks. A man built hi-tech mech vs a giant Kaiju. An action movie, the epic ending to a futuristic dinosaur video game, and an event of a video game that is based on a history thing named battle royale which holds the most cringe of all fan bases (not complaining).