Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-26T11:53:23+00:00

Ooo hay a corrupted dodo! Me I don’t think that’s a good idea friend Cummon dodos are obliv- tribemember higi was killed by a king titan☠️☠️💀

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-28T11:29:42+00:00

I think I figured out why ppl say they hate Fortnite. The thing at Polar peak vs mecha team leader. It’s almost the same thing as mega Mek vs king Titan.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-22T17:32:48+00:00

The king Titan is more like ark’s Godzilla

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-01T21:02:46+00:00

Kill it

Or it will kill you

And you level 100000 dodo

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-19T16:13:37+00:00

You are affascinate by big creatures aren't you? I don't think that much people fights the king titan or goes to the funny section so yeah. Maybe you are fighting it I'm just saying

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-23T21:39:19+00:00

I died at least 100 times before killing it. 😭😭😭😭

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-19T19:57:02+00:00

Alpha King Titan be like:

Bam shaboung

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO

YOU CANT JUST ONE SHOT EVERYTHING

HOW DARE YOU

YOU JUST ANGERED AN ANGRY KAREN

AHHHHHGHGGG

CONTINUATION OF LOUD SCREECHING NOISES

IIIIAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

HAHDJDKEUGDJWOQOWYEHBDNSJQKEOIFHFHSKEORFYDJJWOWIEUR

SCREECH

I needed more words

Definitely not a trap

Lol

Funny

Moment

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You are an idiot.

Definitely trapped

Idiot.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-03T16:10:11+00:00

If you're reading this then you know.....

That this is a trap

It will never end

For I am.....

UNICRON!!!!

Eater of plants!

Destroyer of universes!!!!!!!!

All shall bow to the mighty UNICRON

You mere mortals

Will never defy me!

FOR I AM UNICRON!!!!!🦄💀

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-21T14:45:11+00:00

Help

Please

This is a trap but it’s not

What is ur name

Do u like dinosaurs

Imma need help

Sooooooooo how u doing

Bye

Stop coming down

Imposter wins

Yeeeeeet

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-21T00:12:17+00:00

The only boss with courrupted baby dipers on

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-12T23:35:22+00:00

(Rockwell) I'm the biggest son of a b***here.(king titan)pass me a beer will ya

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-12T16:30:03+00:00

Megapithecus: Roars

King Titan: Hold my beer

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-12T22:24:44+00:00

It’s the guy from fortnite

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-03T06:22:39+00:00

Real men use fist to kill it I dra you to try

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-18T22:13:08+00:00

Hi i am a good boy. Wfhfbfhfhfbfbfhf

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-20T14:32:12+00:00

Wth?! Godzilla you REALLY need to STOP being a couch potato and destroy Tokyo again! Maybe you’ll even meet kong and work out together some time!

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-03T13:49:30+00:00

I saw him and he is smaller than megalon while people say he can beat legendary godzilla and ghidorah 🤣

No seriously he can get stepped on by godzilla or ghidorah or even kong could step on him

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-13T05:15:58+00:00

King titan :I am THE BIGGEST THE STRONGEST NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Mobile Ark :*existing*

King Titan : NOOOOOOOOOO *STOPS EXISTING*

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-20T11:05:39+00:00

why is Godzilla in ark? Wtf is this heccin game

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-14T18:14:06+00:00

HOW TO TAME THE KING TITAN:

1: knock out the king titan

2: put raw prime meat inside inventory

(YOU HAVE TAMED KING TITAN)