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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: sees king titan oh no dush oh no
king titan: suprise mother f*ucker
Me: puls out a heavey gun
Me: yeah can i put my balls in your jaws while shooting
king titan: :0 sh*t
king titan: i might not be able to kill u but he can
john cena comes out of now are and screams REEEEEEEE
Me:oh poop
i think u now what happens next tune in next time to find out
Alpha King Titan be like:
Bam shaboung
Bam shaboung
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO
YOU CANT JUST ONE SHOT EVERYTHING
HOW DARE YOU
YOU JUST ANGERED AN ANGRY KAREN
AHHHHHGHGGG
CONTINUATION OF LOUD SCREECHING NOISES
IIIIAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
HAHDJDKEUGDJWOQOWYEHBDNSJQKEOIFHFHSKEORFYDJJWOWIEUR
SCREECH
SCREECH
SCREECH
SCREECH
I needed more words
Definitely not a trap
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You are an idiot.
Definitely trapped
Idiot.