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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Well I killed this thing with a couple of dodos and a
sword
Jk I’ve never played extinction before
also your in a trap
I want a BLT damnit
still going lol
hehe
traps funni
I swear to frick if this just turns into just a paragraph ima kill somthing
*tranqs you and tames you*
new tame yey
this is goin on for a sec
ok that’s a long pause
wow you could just speed scroll to the end
you sped down here didn’t you
my nose hurts for some reason
yes
ok this is over now I have a life to live
Me: Hi god
King titan (but we just gonna call him Kingy): IMA OBLITERATE YOU
Me: calls doc ock
Doc ock: Hello kingy
Kingy: WHAT DA FUDGE!?! I MUST TRY TO OBLITERATE YOU ALSO
Doc ock: calls green goblin
Green goblin: YEE HAHAHAHA!! EAT MY HI TECH BOMBS
Kingy: oh crap bags
Green goblin: YEETY YEETY YEETY
Kingy (king titan) LVL ONE was killed by green goblin lvl 100 (tribe of doc ock)