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What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-31T18:30:31+00:00

( ME ) LAST TIME I SAW IT IT KILLED ALL MY STUFF

AND I PISSED MYSELF AND RAN LIKE HELL

AND DIED ( KING TITAN ) HAHAHAHA

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-18T10:31:41+00:00

How to kill this thing

1. Use grappling hook and aim for the neck

2. Get a sword and hit the nape of the neck

Pretty easy boss for beginners

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-23T13:44:29+00:00

Just add a mecha king Titan u can make and it will do the job just autopilot then u can relax and see that mecha can one shot it

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-14T23:51:07+00:00

Forest Titan cheers

Desert Titan flies

The ice Titan jumps

When the alpha king dies

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-13T04:02:24+00:00

Nice mana, would really be a shame if...

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-06T16:46:02+00:00

If ice titan is Godzilla, then king titan is Godzilla earth

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-28T18:36:27+00:00

This is a great begginer tame and everything harvester

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-23T04:15:41+00:00

I don’t understand. Is it a Kaiju sized Godzilla or a Godzilla sized Kaiju?

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-17T23:47:07+00:00

Step on a lego and see how it feels like

Oh yeah you wouldn’t notice :3

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-27T17:05:56+00:00

Get a slingshot, get a few berries and bola it a few times. Great wood gatherer

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-19T11:43:59+00:00

The king Titan spawn corrupted creature

From his pool 💩💩💩 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2025-10-07T02:40:31+00:00

This is what you do if you are fighting the king titan if you dont have the other titans, and you don't have any tek armor........You RUN

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2025-03-18T02:13:32+00:00

me: please get off steroids godzilla

king titan: ill never stop snacking on steroids

me: how about force ta-

king titan: GIMME IT NOW OR IMA SMACK YO FAT FACE

me: i thought you only lik-

king titan: *smacks ur face*

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2025-01-27T23:15:00+00:00

king tiatan vs godlilla vs muto vs king kong vs mega mek vs desert tiatan vs ice tiatan vs forest tiatan vs doug vs rockwell vs overseer

vs mantacore vs corupt head thingy vs big ant man vs giga army vs dragon vs broodmother vs meptapitawhatever that is at blue ob vs moder vs finrer vs bela vs blood crystal wyvern vs that one 6 year old kid who thinks he is the best fortnite player ever but is just trash at the game vs level 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dodo

your gonna need a good PC........

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2025-01-16T15:51:05+00:00

Dodos, compys, and fists is how real men do alpha

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-03-10T12:50:25+00:00

New guys, this is a passive tame. Prefers veggie cakes. You're welcome.

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-12-16T20:42:30+00:00

Real men use their bare hands to kill this boss

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-10-07T10:49:32+00:00

Known as Godzilla know funcky corrupt king of CCCorup final boss in roots gAsAgA

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-25T19:40:58+00:00

YOU THINK YOUR THE KING? IM THE KING

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-06-02T02:49:13+00:00

Hi I just found out a trick

Your still here?

Wow good job!

I'm still here.

Not even a quarter done,actually I have no idea how long I'll do this.

I'm supposed your alive still.

The gifs want me,I keep messing up.

The gif place just gave me crying memes oml am I just paranoid rn?