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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kentrosaurus? Funny kentrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thought they were friendly at first, so I approached one with a buddy & I was talking about it with him. While I had my back turned I get impaled by the spikes on his tail. My friend had to save me while dealing with me freaking out & screaming. Nearly died but it was funny and a long night to recover my health.
Me: ooohhhh that’s a cool stego I’ll make some tranq darts to tame it!
Kento: look at all his yummy tames on passive…
Tribe log: your Robert level 235 Rex was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus
Your Tracy level 162 trike was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus etc etc…
Me: what the hell just happened!?!?
Kento: time to take this dumb human on a spiky ride across the map…
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