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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kentrosaurus? Funny kentrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-22T22:59:44+00:00

Does everyone know why there's on saddle yet or no?

Or do u want it spikes shoved up yo a##

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-13T22:23:37+00:00

Hippity hoppity your tame is now my property.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-01-15T04:59:13+00:00

Thought they were friendly at first, so I approached one with a buddy & I was talking about it with him. While I had my back turned I get impaled by the spikes on his tail. My friend had to save me while dealing with me freaking out & screaming. Nearly died but it was funny and a long night to recover my health.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2019-02-09T00:21:56+00:00

Taking this thing out with melee attacks is like ramming down a door with your head...possible but not advisable.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-10T19:58:37+00:00

He didn't like the way you were looking at him, so he intoduced you to his stabby friends.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-23T11:17:49+00:00

Conmit kentro

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2018-12-25T13:24:41+00:00

I was playing SE when me and my army of 4 moths found two of them, let’s just say Kentros didn’t stand a chance!!

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2024-07-11T13:40:51+00:00

USELESS!!!!!!

Even as a Spikewall

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-09-30T16:53:22+00:00

I love Stegosuaruses wait...hm veery shorp.AHHH AAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.*oof.*imma stand on Lego then a plug.then sit on this dino to see what hurts more.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-17T22:36:47+00:00

Me taking one thinking it was rideable: damb it!!!! -Me trying to tame it for hours thinking it was rideable: 😵

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-29T23:29:22+00:00

Bros never letting anyone off its his tail

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-05-13T13:26:06+00:00

stego: who kills my girlfriend kentro

that guy who has allo named alex: me

stego: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY GIRLFRIEND KENTRO THATS IT

stego: *kills him*

stego: i swear i got revenge for you, kentro...

that guy: OMG ALEX THE ALLO I MISSED YOU

alex the allo: OMG

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-25T15:29:16+00:00

Guys, this isn’t a walking kabob maker, it’s a friendly dude who just wants a hu-um a little close there bud-AGH-HEY-NO-AAAAGH!-💀

Moral of the story is: never call a kentro a cuddly none kabob maker

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-04-25T15:26:25+00:00

Mr krabs: “awwww, she’s married…”

SpongeBob: oh no Mr krabs, she’s single

Mr krabs: then what happened to Mr puff?”

Mr puff: “DIE YOU ######### PIECE OF GABAGE!”

SpongeBob: “she doesn’t like to talk about that”

Only true SpongeBob fans would know what episode I’m talking about😏

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-14T00:29:26+00:00

Theres none I saw but the regular stego

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-05T20:23:21+00:00

Now all we need is a Kentospinus with a Spino head and sail with Kentro spikes, and quadfeet.

(kills noob in 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds)

HOL UP

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-08T01:48:31+00:00

You:i need saddle

Kentrosaurus:so you have chosen death

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-05-04T13:27:03+00:00

This is the witch doctor of the dinosaur world

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-08T01:21:41+00:00

Tip:Don't fight it with ur giga

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2018-02-15T00:19:46+00:00

Oh just going to tame a stegosaurus wait why is It running towards me. now I am on the other side of the map.