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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kentrosaurus? Funny kentrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
demon you will die if you come in close
Me: ooohhhh thatโs a cool stego Iโll make some tranq darts to tame it!
Kento: look at all his yummy tames on passiveโฆ
Tribe log: your Robert level 235 Rex was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus
Your Tracy level 162 trike was killed by a level 29 kentosaurus etc etcโฆ
Me: what the hell just happened!?!?
Kento: time to take this dumb human on a spiky ride across the mapโฆ
RemcoTheQuick
Stego+spike.
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Halfway mark! You're an idiot!
Find the difference
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Kentro
Is a lie
Its called smol steg smite
Want to know a secret?
Too bad
Hi and guess what
The secret is
I am the Crystal Lands person (look in crystal wyvern story)
I tamed a argy and left it their thinking it's stego but..
Temu Stego, wish stego or a Shaun stego?
Anythingโs a but plug if your brave enough (dies from all the anal holes and blood loss)
Husband of a Karentrosaurus.
I thought it was baby stego and thought tame
There is no saddle for the Kentro. Go figure.
I call him stego-Taurus ๐๐๐๐
So one day I was going around my base in a server and then I saw two kentrosaurus one male and one female and then I went to tame them and my tribe mate killed one of the kentros and I was sooooooo mad ๐ก. 1 like = 1 kentro getting saved from death
You don't need a saddle just position your ass right on one of the spikes and bite down on something while you slide down there's no way a raptor will knock you off with the level of stability
Just basically sitting on it would shove spikes up your ass and like legos scraping legos on your balls
Hug it.
More words........ Iโm the only one of my friends who plays Ark instead of COD
Funny little stego boi make giga rage
Syntax; These things are stupid
Kentro; Die
This is your living spike wall ๐ค๐ค๐๐๐
My wyvern lvl100000 spino lvl180 and my other wyvern lvl100000 got one shouted by one of these guy so now I run when I see one
What an odd looking stegosaurus oh no I am dead ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ง๐ฑ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ