Mr krabs: “awwww, she’s married…”
SpongeBob: oh no Mr krabs, she’s single
Mr krabs: then what happened to Mr puff?”
Mr puff: “DIE YOU ######### PIECE OF GABAGE!”
SpongeBob: “she doesn’t like to talk about that”
Only true SpongeBob fans would know what episode I’m talking about😏
So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino
Looks at dododex
Thinks ”should be easy to tame”
Reality
You were killed by Kentrosaurus lvl 24
It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.
I'll name him Mr. Puffles!
GUYS I GOT A GAME!
Kentro darts!
Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!
There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.
So we can ride an anky (very spikey), but we can't ride these psychotic reptilian porcupines (also very spikey).
Giga: Nothing can hurt me!!
Kentro: Allow me to introduce myself
Was in my base refining metal when one of these babies runs by with an impaled tribemate of mine stuck to its back screaming help. I just went on with my business. No one has seen Ricky or his kidnapper since.
It’s just an angry stegosaurus
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
