So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino

It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.

I'll name him Mr. Puffles!

GUYS I GOT A GAME!

Kentro darts!

Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!

There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!

Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.

Hey why go though all of the work of getting a few wood, fiber, and thatch when you can spend lots of narcotics and berries for the same thing! It can even move a few feet!

Oh this should be easy! *literally impaling me*

Anything’s a but plug if your brave enough (dies from all the anal holes and blood loss)

Was in my base refining metal when one of these babies runs by with an impaled tribemate of mine stuck to its back screaming help. I just went on with my business. No one has seen Ricky or his kidnapper since.

He distracc

He attac

But most importantly

He makes you a kabob snacc