Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the karkinos? Funny karkinos jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-01T11:22:58+00:00

WHAT HAS ARK BECOME!! First we have Harry Potter in ark and now we have spongebob!!! I really like the creatures but I feel like it is no longer about dinosaurs

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-19T21:31:50+00:00

The reason it’s so easy to get chitin armor on abberation

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-15T01:00:33+00:00

I just need a drink from the river....

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-04T14:28:29+00:00

Mister crabs what happened where’s my money spongbob I don’t know mister crabs please don’t eat me mister crab ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-19T19:59:17+00:00

"Im fishin' for money" or humans

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-26T05:03:46+00:00

Are you ready to see space spongebob??? ARGARGARGAR

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2018-02-05T04:17:03+00:00

I’ve been shooting at this crab for 10 mind with a LONGNECK...SMH

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-03-09T03:32:06+00:00

When you pick up something with a karkinos: your my friend now *the music that plays in that meme*

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-02T20:32:20+00:00

Under certain settings you can steal your alliance's dinos. SARCO STEALER!!! *Krabs away

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2017-12-25T23:08:28+00:00

soooo here I was, farming some hide. 'cause, always out of hide. In the distance I see 2 spinos playing with each other in a pool with a new dino.

I'm like: ok .. well spinos are hard, so why are they "just ignoring this new dino". so.. I brought my carno home, got my spiffy new climbing kit (climbing is actually quite well done) my crossbow. a butt-ton of tranq darts. Went for a cliff I knew was near. climbed up .. "ah damn, wrong cliff" but: *looks down* another! , COOL: one alone. that makes my life a hella lot more easier. I check his level through binoculars, level 8, not too bad.

50 darts later

He finally starts running, so I thought: BINGO. this one's mine.

Jump off the cliff start tailing him, firing off even more darts. another 15 darts later: he decides to turn around. FACERAPE OF HELL

ok calm down, his torpor is low, just hop a scorpion and get him down. *jump on Scorpionthing the 3rd*: head there

HE GRABS THE SCORPION UP, FACERAPES SCORPION

I might not sleep tonight

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2017-12-18T17:11:14+00:00

A lot of times I find it and a spinos killing sarcos together and I think:

Poor sarcos have no chance to live...

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-16T22:38:22+00:00

Thiccest krabb in arkk and likes de waterr

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-03-15T04:21:51+00:00

2024 not in aquatic???? That's very not okay

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-29T05:32:27+00:00

Crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab....... Hand, hand hand

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-24T02:32:06+00:00

Imagine walking at night and running into this thing. Not going to end well

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-08T14:45:38+00:00

I had tamed one on SP and recolored it using that color Dino mod.

I turned it white with pink highlights and renamed it Funtime Freddy. Why, I haven’t the slightest clue. Went to a terminal, got one of my thylakoids named Polar, renamed her Bon-Bon and recolored. Bon-Bon pulled her weight and the Karkinos did too. End story.

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-03T22:27:03+00:00

These things are weird but they fly you up in the air

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-30T19:17:46+00:00

He protec

He attac

But most importantly

He crab

-a furry-

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-14T15:30:27+00:00

He be climbing in yo windows snatching you dinos up

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-13T20:58:36+00:00

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