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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first joined the game I didn’t know what these were but I love gators so I thought it would be fun to tame one my dad was behind me and was snickering to himself while I unknowingly entered the swamp to tame one I didn’t know why he was snickering then but I couldn’t find one I was resting on a rock and suddenly found 6…now I know why he was snickering…
So I was in my base dangerously near a swamp then I heared something outside opened my door and a Kapro came lunging at me hopefully I had a lil monke on neutral and for some reason the little monke shot poop at the Kapro and the Kapro was like WHY AM I BLIND? And I made my monke target it for distraction I got my wooden club then started making it go night night and I tamed him and named him open Noor pls