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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I remember when the Kapro was released, I went on a CP run (before I knew of the swamp cave) when I realized it. I thought it was a Sarco and decided to go closer to check it's level, it showed no hesitance and snatched me off my Beelzebufo, dragging me into Swamp water hell. I luckily survived, but not without 7 leeches on me, and leech disease ;-;
I was walking through the swamp with my dodo name, Sharky. I thought it was a good idea to go tame a frog this thing pops out of nowhere, grabs me and runs away with me and I couldn’t get out his mouth so I just died. My dodo is still alive today and he saved my life from a Titanoboa. Once I was doing the same thing, and I was running away from a Titanoboa and by dodo ran after it and killed it. PRAISE TO MY DODO!! —————-Jaéd_is_a_G tribe of everyone join