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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ummmm guys I think my sarco has autism
I was far away from home and this ship kill me , I lose many resources and dino
BRUH dis thing leaps so hard it CRASHES UR DAM GAME
LIKE 'DA FRIK?'
I have seven words for you
It is a very jumpy croc
The first time I encountered one of them I was fighting titanoboas and all of sudden my friend starts screaming and look behind me, he's not there I look around and he's on top of a mountain next to a dead crocodile we were horified.
I am kapro
Dont get close, bro
I'll lunge at you
You'll scream you'll do
I'm the kapro
And I drink kapri-sun for breakfast
Karpo has spotted bow get kinnapped
Real men donโt rap e mustโve been a kapro then
So we can easily kill a level 100. but not 3 we have gotten attacked by 3 before and I am level 96 and the other person in my tribe is level 101.๐
So this take places after 2 of these grab me both their bottom jaws go inside of THEIR HEAD? Then they dancing the were the wizard of oz because they there's no place like home and f
dissappear
De dele de kapro circus kapro circus
I donโt like them they are weird looking
3 day I played minding my own business and out of no were a kapro jumped at me and grabbed me...scared the crap out of me I almost crapped my pants to :/
My lvl 30 dodo killed it ๐๐ I was running away frim it and i hit an arrow. Then my avanger dodo came and killed it it was hilarious ๐
Me:looking for a dodo to chali to tame*
Finds a kapro*
Me:Oo kapro time to tame it HEHE
Kapro:Sees me with tranq arrows and op bow and on rg*
HELL NAH BICH
Hippity hoppity your my property
When a green one jumped at me I dodged it
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Walking through the swamp Kapro hello
I was traveling in the swamps with my raptor.
It was dark so I didn't see one coming.
It literally took my raptor and ran.
I never herd from my raptor again.
Dodo stealer 2.0 lolloloololololooo