Me; oh hey new ark update!

Ark; we have added killer crocodiles.

Me; eh seems like something easy to tame!

*dies*

*5 years later.*

Me; oh ark update!

Ark; the killer crocodiles can now be found where ever there is water.

Me; fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu...............

Press ups so ark DOESNT see this- :/

When it's your birthday and your mom plans you a surprise party but decides to hire a questionable helper: SUPRISE!!!

You: I hope a kapro doesn't come here.

5 seconds later one grabs you by the dick and drags you underwater

You: oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee my dick!!!!

Me: oh no I ran out of stamina! Kaprosuchus: mmm ima KISS you! Me: are you female? I checked... me: shit... kaprosuchus: oh shit a reaper kissed me. I avoid

All right guys soon we will finally have Planet X to defe- AHH WTF GET THIS FUCKER OFF ME

True story. Ok so I'm taking a lv 100 yutty and it fell in a swamp (f***). It's at about 40 mabey 50% I came back on my lv 114 rex. Kapro grabbed me off my rex. I can't find my rex. I only have 1 thing I wanna tell that kapro, " go fu*k urself

It’s pretty much a juvenile sarco with either a giant hunch, or a huge krick in its back. If you tame this swamp-dweller, get a freakin massuse for God’s sake!

Me and my friends were taking a bunch of frogs in a relatively clear area thought I saw some thing move “it’s probably nothing I thought” 5 seconds later I’m screaming “GET THIS FUCKER OFF ME AHHHHHHHH!!!” Needless to say I survived

O look at that lv 140 barry. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That's what I went through

I have seven words for you

It is a very jumpy croc

The first time I encountered one of them I was fighting titanoboas and all of sudden my friend starts screaming and look behind me, he's not there I look around and he's on top of a mountain next to a dead crocodile we were horified.

Day 1: Just a faster sarco, no big deal.

Day 2: I take it back! It killed everything I regret saying that when I haven’t seen one yet.

It's a vampire WAIT i made a mistake it's a sorco there's no vampires in ark you were killed by kaprosuchus level 1000000

Me: oh crap a kapro

Kapro:ooooo what that

Me: not there...

Kapro: *bites my d off*

There rapists and try to kidnap u and take you to there home

I just tamed one and I was ok I was gonna take it to a safe spot and fly home then summon him but the game crashed before I got home and luckily he was almost tamed when it saved but I was about to go to a safe place and bugs and compys killed him

I was watching the peaceful swamp when all of the sudden out of no where I get attacked by a crocodile! Let’s just say it wasn’t a crocodile... so much for a peaceful evening...

Tame one jump on a friend and say BOO I scared you

I WANT A PURPLE ONE! WHY U LIE ;<;

Karpo has spotted bow get kinnapped