Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-03-14T00:38:25+00:00

I was wondering in the swamp when I realized I was flying then I landed and I was getting jumped by a gator like bro what the freak get off me!

-LIYAH❤️‍🔥😘

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-01-13T22:51:30+00:00

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Kapro: Well, that's one nice survivor. I think I'll just steal them off of their mount!

Me, who just got the Argentavis (which Is now dead): NOOOO-

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2023-09-23T22:58:05+00:00

I was flying i died aaaaa Kapro jump

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2023-07-09T18:00:05+00:00

<<SARPRAISE MATHERFACKA>> AND IT KIDNAPES YOU

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2023-01-21T16:33:17+00:00

I went into the swamp with nothing but my fists and still knocked it out.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2023-01-05T10:19:23+00:00

A homing missile it will heart attack you Its a nightmare 😆😆😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-14T22:36:19+00:00

POV: you r in the swamps

You see a KAPRO

You:ah sh here we go again

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-05T12:16:15+00:00

Honestly still not as bad as titanaboa but if you don’t got a sword your going even further inside its mouth

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-04T20:47:57+00:00

One time in sports truth I was trying to tame them and I was up high and they kept trying to lung at me, but because I was so high they just kept looking like ariel ballerinas

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-31T00:29:52+00:00

I am the Capi i’m faster than Usain Bolt people ha boi and when you tame me you want me I will take you from you in the swamp like a fish with glgs

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-15T19:52:38+00:00

A real man punches it to knock it out

I am not a real man.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-07T18:32:37+00:00

Better looking but weaker version of sarco

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-15T22:17:03+00:00

*watches phlinger phoo pick up kapro with argie*

Dododex kapros cannot be picked up by argies

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-02T18:08:02+00:00

All I can say is pain in the ass...

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-08T00:45:44+00:00

Roses are red

Violets Are blue

When this thing grabs you

Get your sword and SMACK IT

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-11T02:41:14+00:00

When u see one and it’s running they look like dogs doing that. And sound like squid-ward when running... :):):):):)

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-09T23:05:56+00:00

I cheat to get them every TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-17T05:02:26+00:00

This sarco has been workin out!

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-15T05:11:16+00:00

You’ve a open a time I was walking peacefully then I saw a... thing so I want to say hi OMG I SCREAMED LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD GIRL AND IM A 21 YEAR OLD MAN. idk if you say hi by JUMPING AT MY BUTTIFUL FACE BUT I SAY BYE! A this moment I knew I forked up! Them I was taken away and killed ☺️🤣

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-14T22:16:21+00:00

Me; oh hey new ark update!

Ark; we have added killer crocodiles.

Me; eh seems like something easy to tame!

*dies*

*5 years later.*

Me; oh ark update!

Ark; the killer crocodiles can now be found where ever there is water.

Me; fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu...............

Press ups so ark DOESNT see this- :/