Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-26T01:55:38+00:00

Once I was in a swamp exploring when this thing grabbed me and dragged me into the water (I am completely terrified of the ocean in Ark). I was trying to punch it so it would let go, but instead it killed me. I now avoid going near ALL swamp areas.

score 11 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-03T01:02:34+00:00

This thing: ack help I'm poisoned that's why I'm purple!

Me: no

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-03-18T12:52:24+00:00

I. Do. Not. Like. You.

Apparently a helpful tip should include more words, so here you go.

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-08T04:29:51+00:00

Back when I started playing ark I was heading into my first swamp I turned around and saw a kapro. Just then I realized I screwed up

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-09T04:16:10+00:00

Me: sees a tiny sarco

Also me: notices it's a kapro

The kapro: acts like a head crab from half life

Also also me: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-09T14:49:52+00:00

When someones taming a dino underwater grab them with a kapro then kill them or drown em

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-23T17:01:16+00:00

Another yeet name:Chloyeet(chloe+yeet)

score 9 · Answer 8 · 2018-09-25T19:08:51+00:00

Don’t land in the swamp they will jump on you and rape you and you will die

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-13T18:21:29+00:00

My younger brother hates this thing so much that he is scared to go near swamps in irl I think he has found his paralysis demon

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-04T19:48:39+00:00

Soo I was showing my friend the Titanosaur in the swamp on the island. My pteranodon went down and I accidentally dropped her into the jaws of three of these a big snake and a Sarco. Me and my pteranodon survived but my friend got ripped to pieces...( I got told of when we next met😐)

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-03T18:04:54+00:00

Kapro: *Sees hooman

Human: I exist! YAY!

Kapro: Ha! NOP!

Kapro: Jumps out of hell to snatch the hooman

Hooman: 0_0 goodbye cruel world... XD

^ if this happens to u

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-19T21:27:36+00:00

If you see one, I suggest you stay far away. They can kill you in an instant.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-09T03:54:55+00:00

Literally any flyer

Kapro I'm about to end this man's career.

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-31T23:49:23+00:00

Me lands near swamp

EVERY Karpo within 1 mile: Is for me?

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-24T07:17:21+00:00

WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY SWAMP....

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-03T04:13:42+00:00

I’m living in the swamp YEAH and saw a kaprosuchus he came to bite MEH face and I asked him WHAT THE F*CK ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP DONKEY!!!!!☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-13T15:08:28+00:00

Only a Tusoteuthis is able to pick up this gator because it has a dragweight of 899 which is equal to the Mosa's! That is why Wyverns can not pick up this gator! I am not trying to contact Dododex!

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2024-02-24T09:53:36+00:00

I knock them out so that they can starve

This is a threat

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-23T16:42:13+00:00

Basically, its a jumpscare croc.

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-23T02:00:46+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue if this thing jumps you are scrud