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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-07-13T14:04:54+00:00

club penguin for poly

pun intended

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2018-09-04T16:54:39+00:00

Play Club penguin and club some penguins

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-01-12T18:31:39+00:00

They’re like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals!

I hate them!

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-02-18T15:19:50+00:00

I want either a Tek version that can shoot lazers or an alpha penguin

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-10T22:54:11+00:00

I found a army of these at a base… let’s just say I can now make a chemistry bench

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*I was in a fiber raft server I just took their army of penguins*

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-16T16:05:49+00:00

Pro tip: noot noot

This tip needs more words

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-05T12:41:43+00:00

Polymer Polymer Polymer Polymer

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-26T21:15:20+00:00

waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle DONKEY

The waddle waddle DONKEY game

no offense equus

never seen one in ark why tf did I post this

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-07T07:09:10+00:00

Do not kill the baby Kairuku when your kids are around, they will never forgive you.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-20T10:08:29+00:00

"GUNTER WHERES MY FISH STICKS" quack

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-03T04:19:36+00:00

It is so sad when I killed a random one but when I saw the name it said baby kairuka 😭

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-16T04:30:27+00:00

I once tamed this dino with a comp bow and tranqs [I'm a savage I know]

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-06T13:42:38+00:00

These bugs are my reason if u kill em so what u need em for Ur self bios plus don’t tame em with u doin ther butt :+:

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-13T23:39:59+00:00

My Kairuku faught an allosaurus and won I named him The Allo Slayer

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-11T19:38:56+00:00

I found one and heard that they carry poly so I killed it and under the item it said use and so I ate it and died

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-04T21:04:15+00:00

was heading to base my base was at s3 on mobile when me sonic my eqqus with almost 190 move speed and my penguin were crossing the river that heads in the red obelisk the penguin did a houdini on me i whisled follow all 1 creature heard your wistle the penguin yeeted him self out of exsistence

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-14T22:32:58+00:00

I plan on getting one of these and naming it Weaponized Assault Penguin (WAP— get it-)

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-29T18:09:18+00:00

Haha, today me and my tribe raided someone and the guy logged in and we punched his penguin to death in front of him and let him eat his penguin ;)

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-18T20:40:10+00:00

I had god console I level it up to 100,00 level I called him.... pengo he kick a gigas ass

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-26T18:51:50+00:00

Warning they can kill you one shot also they will gang bang you up-vote