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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kairuku? Funny kairuku jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-19T14:33:05+00:00

SMACK THE BIRD LIKE A DRUM 🎶 🎶 🎵

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-14T11:12:13+00:00

Your Dodo is evolving,now it is a Kairuku

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-09-28T03:35:25+00:00

Once my friend told me you could get organic polymer from these it was all over for them.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2023-06-09T01:44:53+00:00

This isn't a tip are these going to attack you help!

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-17T06:09:32+00:00

Kill babies and get poly and prime then feed other penguins the prime... CANIBALIZM!!!!!!!!!

:P

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-11-01T14:53:19+00:00

Ok, im not gunna lie, this has nothing to do with ARK.

But m putting it here because it involves penguins, and this is a penguin.

The penguin. One of Batman’s greatest villains. Hes called the Penguin, but he makes duck noises, has a duck car, moves like a duck, and one version of him has minions called the ducklings.

We still sure the Penguin is still a good name?

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-10-08T13:06:00+00:00

Chicken wings chicken wings arctic in my lony

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2018-09-11T11:05:48+00:00

Gunther rules the ice kingdom

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-28T10:52:38+00:00

If you see one game it and put a club in it and tada you made a game called .

CLUB PENGUIN

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-21T07:02:39+00:00

The first time I saw these guys all I could think of was how much I wanted a ghillie suit. Apparently I wanted it so much that I was willing to murder tiny penguin children.

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-11T05:32:19+00:00

This looks like a penguin from subnautice blow zero 😑

Kariruku: *banned from ark by leaving other game

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-28T00:28:07+00:00

Dodo: IM THE BEST

Kukuri: Why hello

Dodo: leaves

Kukuri: Now i am the best!!!! >:D

Featherlight: Salutations

Kukuri: " hits himself with club"

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-02T20:07:38+00:00

Num num organic polymer it gives you five times xp if you eat, you should eat some

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-03T17:53:30+00:00

Should I feel bad for sniping every single one of these that I find?

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-13T16:34:43+00:00

They will track you down nonstop until they brutilly murder you.

score -6 · Answer 16 · 2020-06-09T15:21:01+00:00

I killed them, I killed them all. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too.

Only star wars fans will understand

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-06T01:25:57+00:00

SO. It’s as tiny AF, and you can’t ride it on mobile…. HUH

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-24T03:02:37+00:00

I have played over 10000 hours of ark and I have never seen such a fierce and strong creature do not engage these rabid monsters...

score -9 · Answer 19 · 2018-07-19T03:18:59+00:00

I Had a baby kairuku I liked him raiders didn’t 🐧💀 rip BaBoo

score -8 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-09T15:58:28+00:00

Cosplay penguins.

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