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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the jug bug? Funny jug bug jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2026-06-05T22:09:58+00:00

The jug bug

I put him in my fridge

Maybe leaked just a smidge

I took it out

It started to shout so I decapitated it

And then yelled shit

As it started to pour out

Now I started to pout

My water is gone

My bug named John

He was better than a jug

And I was saving him for a mid night chug

Now he is dead

And there is no more liquid for my bread

I should probably take a shower

It’ll take me around an hour

Better go catch another one.

— plastic bag

score 145 · Answer 2 · 2018-10-31T14:45:12+00:00

Me (level:65) and my friend (level:3) are walking around in scorched earth

Friend:Dam I’m dehydration and I forgot the waterskin you gave me

Me:*spots chug bug* now observe as I drink the fluids of this insect

Friend:...

Let’s just say he never played ark again...

score 13 · Answer 3 · 2025-06-16T20:40:32+00:00

I call it a jug bug 😔… rhymes with grug

score 91 · Answer 4 · 2018-10-13T23:34:04+00:00

Chug that bug! Basically a drinking game waiting to happen

score 49 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-30T14:27:08+00:00

Robots drink the red ones.

Humans drink the blue ones.

What could possibly go wrong?

score 26 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-23T23:07:04+00:00

My uncle saying it’s weird to drink water from a bug’s butt. Me: But I need water

score 53 · Answer 7 · 2019-01-28T15:38:05+00:00

Like a chug jug, just alive and maybe poisonous...

score 43 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-29T05:22:45+00:00

I put it in my house but it looked at me funny so I moved houses

score 23 · Answer 9 · 2022-09-26T02:25:53+00:00

Me and my friend cassually playing like we didnt drink water from a bug arse

score 46 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-16T21:18:38+00:00

LOVE that butt juice........

score 13 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-20T15:20:38+00:00

When your about to die of dehydration and you see one of these and go towards it, then realize it’s a oil bug

score 31 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-13T19:01:56+00:00

Dont drink from reds ones. They will taste very bad. At least if you dont like oil

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-24T11:13:17+00:00

Normal ark: I need a drink from a canteen!

Scorched earth: Jug bug! LET ME DRINK WATER FROM YOUR BUM!

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2024-05-27T07:23:01+00:00

Why can't I tame funny oil/water man, this guy would be a great shoulder pet

score 22 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-30T11:13:32+00:00

Bugs bug me

Words

score 27 · Answer 16 · 2018-10-13T15:51:56+00:00

Basically target practice bugs. Quite useful to use as sniper targets: they don’t move to much, they’re small, and the have low health.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2025-10-31T05:35:27+00:00

You know when you are so desperate for water when you see one of these bugs with a fat dump truck and think “Oh thank god”

score 8 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-22T17:25:37+00:00

Take me to your XBOX to play ARK today. We can go to the footpaw, but not the swamp!

I really want to, jug bug with you. We can be pro Survival gamers.

score 15 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-26T07:13:25+00:00

Hey guys, I know where you find these.

In the desert

HAH

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-22T05:03:14+00:00

A level 1 dodo is stronger then a level 200 jug bug. Change my mind