Some mother(__)ing gen alpha is going to say (I do t have brainrot)

~ CPG

Me (level:65) and my friend (level:3) are walking around in scorched earth

Friend:Dam I’m dehydration and I forgot the waterskin you gave me

Me:*spots chug bug* now observe as I drink the fluids of this insect

Friend:...

Let’s just say he never played ark again...

Chug that bug! Basically a drinking game waiting to happen

When your about to die of dehydration and you see one of these and go towards it, then realize it’s a oil bug

My uncle saying it’s weird to drink water from a bug’s butt. Me: But I need water

Me and my friend cassually playing like we didnt drink water from a bug arse

I put it in my house but it looked at me funny so I moved houses

Like a chug jug, just alive and maybe poisonous...

LOVE that butt juice........