Me (level:65) and my friend (level:3) are walking around in scorched earth

Friend:Dam I’m dehydration and I forgot the waterskin you gave me

Me:*spots chug bug* now observe as I drink the fluids of this insect

Friend:...

Let’s just say he never played ark again...

Chug a jug bug and be rejuvenated.

I put it in my house but it looked at me funny so I moved houses

I see a fat bug I drink the but and realize it OIL

Like a chug jug, just alive and maybe poisonous...

LOVE that butt juice........

Robots drink the red ones.

Humans drink the blue ones.

What could possibly go wrong?

Bugs bug me

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Bugs bug me

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