The jug bug

I put him in my fridge

Maybe leaked just a smidge

I took it out

It started to shout so I decapitated it

And then yelled shit

As it started to pour out

Now I started to pout

My water is gone

My bug named John

He was better than a jug

And I was saving him for a mid night chug

Now he is dead

And there is no more liquid for my bread

I should probably take a shower

It’ll take me around an hour

Better go catch another one.

— plastic bag

Me (level:65) and my friend (level:3) are walking around in scorched earth

Friend:Dam I’m dehydration and I forgot the waterskin you gave me

Me:*spots chug bug* now observe as I drink the fluids of this insect

Friend:...

Let’s just say he never played ark again...

I call it a jug bug 😔… rhymes with grug

Chug that bug! Basically a drinking game waiting to happen

Robots drink the red ones.

Humans drink the blue ones.

What could possibly go wrong?

My uncle saying it’s weird to drink water from a bug’s butt. Me: But I need water

Like a chug jug, just alive and maybe poisonous...

I put it in my house but it looked at me funny so I moved houses

Me and my friend cassually playing like we didnt drink water from a bug arse

LOVE that butt juice........