Aw so delicious but wet really wet

-lizard lunches

Me (level:65) and my friend (level:3) are walking around in scorched earth

Friend:Dam I’m dehydration and I forgot the waterskin you gave me

Me:*spots chug bug* now observe as I drink the fluids of this insect

Friend:...

Let’s just say he never played ark again...

Chug that bug! Basically a drinking game waiting to happen

Why can't I tame funny oil/water man, this guy would be a great shoulder pet

My uncle saying it’s weird to drink water from a bug’s butt. Me: But I need water

Like a chug jug, just alive and maybe poisonous...

Robots drink the red ones.

Humans drink the blue ones.

What could possibly go wrong?

I put it in my house but it looked at me funny so I moved houses

Me and my friend cassually playing like we didnt drink water from a bug arse

LOVE that butt juice........