Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Step 1: Find an oil jug bug. Step 2: TAKE THE DAM OIL Step 3:Cover yourself in oil. Step 4 : find a water jug bug Step 5: TAKE DA WATER Step 6: Yeet the water on yourself Step 7: cry because it didnt work Step 8: Wait for it to rain. Step 9: fly and then realize the rain ended and just DIE
More Jug Bug Funny Tips
Me (level:65) and my friend (level:3) are walking around in scorched earth
Friend:Dam Iβm dehydration and I forgot the waterskin you gave me
Me:*spots chug bug* now observe as I drink the fluids of this insect
Friend:...
Letβs just say he never played ark again...
Chug that bug! Basically a drinking game waiting to happen
When your about to die of dehydration and you see one of these and go towards it, then realize itβs a oil bug
My uncle saying itβs weird to drink water from a bugβs butt. Me: But I need water
Me and my friend cassually playing like we didnt drink water from a bug arse
Like a chug jug, just alive and maybe poisonous...
I put it in my house but it looked at me funny so I moved houses
Robots drink the red ones.
Humans drink the blue ones.
What could possibly go wrong?
LOVE that butt juice........
Normal ark: I need a drink from a canteen!
Scorched earth: Jug bug! LET ME DRINK WATER FROM YOUR BUM!